Toddler Approved Taco Seasoning

Casually late for #tacotuesday, sorry fam.

I love a little carcinogen every now and then in the form of a Starbuck’s caramel macchiato full of artificial flavoring, but taco seasoning….I’ll pass on the silicon dioxide.

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Yuck. I’m a die hard American and believe in freedom as hard as I believe in coffee.  Which is real hard.  So I’m not trying to tell anyone what to put or what not to put in their products.  I’m just trying to spread awareness.  More education > more regulation.  If taco seasoning manufacturers want to start putting meth in their mix, whatever.  Just label it accordingly so I can make an educated decision not to purchase it since meth is not healthy.  That was a joke.  Chill TF out.  Except the part about meth not being healthy, that is true.

Paprika & chili powder & garlic powder & black pepper & oregano & cumin & sea salt and done.  Shortest blog post ever.  Pretty simple alternative to silicon tacos.

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Put it in a cute little mason jar to feel vintage af.

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Then use it.

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It’s mild enough that your kids won’t cry yet flavorful enough that it will evoke distant memories of the days before you had kids and enjoyed making spicy food.

Recipe:

  • 4 T chili powder
  • 2 t garlic powder
  • 2 t oregano
  • 1 T paprika
  • 2 T cumin
  • 1 T black pepper

 

Instructions:

  1. Go to the liquor store
  2. Buy stuff for margaritas
  3. Make margaritas
  4. Drink margaritas
  5. Mix all ingredients together at some point during steps 2-4

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Lil Wayne flow be like: she got them healthy recipes call her Paula Lean. Stephanie is a gangsta rap-loving wife and mom of three sweet babies, cardiac cath lab nurse, lactation consultant, fitness junkie, and foodie with a passion for properly citing sources.

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